November 2010
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Sarah Palin Wants Kids To Stay Fat (if their...
Palin criticized Michelle Obama for a campaign to keep kids in shape. From what I see, kids could use a little help. Palin made this a ‘big gov’t getting into the parents business/the Obamas are elitists that hate on fat people’ thing. It’s more of a, ‘Hey kids, being hauled to school on a flatbed truck due to school bus weight restrictions isn’t cool, try going...
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The Walk of Shame for Bar Band Guitarists...
Guitarists in bar bands must cease trying to impress crowds with their wireless unit, doing the ‘walking around the bar and making people feel uncomfortable’ thing. Wireless technology has been around since 1976; everyone gets the picture. No more mingling with the crowd during the solo to Sharp Dressed Man.
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McBeckyism
How many people every night who watch Glenn Beck know who Joseph McCarthy was? Because if Joe had his own nightly show in 1953, it would have been note for note like Glenn Beck’s show. And, just like Joe, I don’t think Mr. Beck, at long last, has any sense of decency left at all.
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The joy/pain of Facebook status updates
One of the most painful parts of Facebook: People attempting to make an Ex feel jealous by posting a FB status update every 23 minutes about all of the fun that they’re having that the Ex probably doesn’t see, but 500 other friends cringe at.
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Tabloid Jerk-Offs
The Daily Show from last night, in discussing the tv news coverage of the California missile issue, reminded me that a profession, once ruled over by Murrow and Cronkite, is now dominated by tabloid jerk-offs who aren’t qualified to run a high school newspaper.