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The Dilemma of the Newt

Every word that comes out of Newt Gingrich’s mouth lately can be translated into the following sentences: “Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. WHY did I let them talk me into this? It’s between Me and the good-looking, charismatic Bill Pullman-look-alike-family-man religious guy? They’re going to tear me apart. Start criticizing poor kids for being poor and start showing up to every debate in nothing but a gold moo-moo with a prostitute on one arm and a bottle of vodka in the other. That should do it.”

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Extreme Patriotism Can Lead To Extreme Infidelity

I just saw this quote from earlier this month.

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.” -Newt Gingrich

He said this to justify the time, during the Clinton Impeachment, when he was cheating on his wife. If I ever get busted cheating on my wife, I am totally going to try to blame it on being blinded by patriotism.